|This picture is this week's top contender, even though the following two came close second! Why this one you ask? Hmmm..|
|This pic ALMOST was the TOP pic of this week's updates... The in-action spurting is dedicated to Joanna P in the UK!|
|Another "could have been" top pic of the week, but alas, her "Me No Like-y" mug just wasn't fun enough!|
|This animated GIF file (obviously cut), as well as the clip posted above it, is the infamous Jayna Oso taking on the Winston Burbank facial load from Jonni Darkko's "Sloppy Head #1", possibly one of the best post Y2K facials ever!|
Wenesdau may 29, 2013: well tomorrow Night we have a few things planned; pick up the wedding photos at the photographer's place (and of course pay her the remainder of the fee, which is close to $300!) and go to my wife's office via car to pick up the boxes she ordered online. Specialty boxes, mind you, designed with kitchenware and books (for example) in mind. Now at the beginning of the week, after the grand beautiful popshot of last Sunday's re-do of a failed session last week, I was planning to shoot twice this week, once last night (tuesday) and the. On Thursday (tomorrow). But seeing as how tomorrow will be quite impossible (previous blog entries will testify to the fact that planning to shoot when the evening was spent out, to return home later, is a recipe for disaster), I had to reorganize my BBB schedule so that only one session this week would be possible, and that would be tonight! Yes, I know, it does take away the whole impromptu and on the fly feeling of what sex should be, but as I have discussed a few times in the past, shooting stuff on camera now means to prepare in advance and/or to be willing to improvised on a dime (that's a liberal re-interpretation of a well known expression), so the whole concept of shooting when you feel inspired has not been possible for quite some time now, at least ever since the grand cleanup of last year (or was it 2 years ago already?). Now, for every shoot at good 30 minutes of pre-set up is required, and after the shoot, the de-setting up is also necessary, so any type of on-camera spunking (regardless of the theme or subject matter) requires a good 60 minute chunk of time left undisturbed (except for Sunday's record-breaking 46 minutes!). But like all (most) things in life which appear to be "negative", there is always some positivity to gain from it. In this case, not having done a session last night allowed me to quickly scope out the latest batch of Darkko/Burbank discs I received through the mail! But before getting to the cream and the juice of it all, I have to discuss the shipping and packaging. First, it is a good thing Inturned on the Butter charm at the postal outlet where my package was re-re-re-sent after last week's fiasco, because I still had to produce an ID card even if the name on the package was an alias! Secondly, I still had to pay the $40 of extra taxes on duties and customs charges, because AdultDVDEmpire never checked the box "GiFT" on the shipping label (note to everyone: when you ship anything to Canada and on that little postal shipping label you can mark if it is a gift or a sample of merchandise, ALWAYS check the box "GIFt" even if it is merchandise because canada post will charge more taxes just to get the package upon reception. And yes, it has been proven that Canada Post is now a private conglomerate like all major companies, and not the government corporation it was once believed to be!). Ok so that is not true, but Canada Post have become quite the greedy corporate incompetent bastards over the years! Remember how last week, they shipped my package to an outlet further than necessary when 2 closer outlets were available, then that outlet shipped the package back to "head office" without ever warning me, the "head office" had to be contacted by yours truly to organize a re-shipping, and finally I had to wait 4 days LATER before picking up the package, where I still had to fight to prove my identity and pay that $40 extra customs tax. The second act of this was how small the package was, which led me to believe the order was incomplete, until I opened the small box to find that the "new" discs (most DVDs on that order were previously viewed but two were supposed to be brand new) were without a box and also packaged, like their "used" counterparts, in little sleeves. Not very professional, AdultDVDempire! Also, the releases which were double disc editions ("Suck It Dry 9" & "Throat Fucks 2" for example) had both discs in the same little pouch, meaning that disc on disc scratching, especially in postal transport, was at high risk! In essence, I was very displeased with the way my order was handled, and was very happy to fill out the online customer review of my order, being vey honest throughout: excellent company, excellent product, but when it comes to shipping, more options should be made available. But the good thing is that I was able to scope out most of those releases real quickly last night, and there are loads more Winston Burbank pops than I bargained for! The previously mentioned titles which were double discs ("SID 9" & "TF 2") had more Burbank pops than I originally thought, some of which were breathtakingly monstrous! "Suck It Dry #5" had quite a few Winston facials, most of which were in fact monstrous and amongst the very best seen so far (I think a lady called Angelina Valentine might have gotten the mother of all facials, which may rival the mow infamous Jayna Oso facial destruction from "Sloppy Head #1"!). "POV Jugg Fuckers #3" had a few very nice Winston moments, one where he popped too much and the girl was trying to avoid getting the spunk all over her face! There's another one in that DVD where Winston gets to fuck and paste the newly surgically enhanced frontal bumpers of his then girlfriend Rebeca Linares. Although "Suck It Dry #4" only has two Winston scenes in it, it remains one of those impossible to find DVDs in Montreal (a few suppliers have confirmed with me that volume 4 is "discontinued"...'but not in the USA it seems!), one of his scenes is with asian lovely Lucy Lui, often referred to by "fans" as that "flat faced" asian performer, which is quite odd when you think about it; if I am supposed to be that guy with the nose fetish thing (which I am up to a point!), then how come a girl (a WOMAN) like Lucy Lui would be so attractive to me? Well folks, the answer is as simple as it is already well known thanks to my years of (mostly censored and taken offline by others) blogging: I do not restrict my preferences to specifics; i am attracted to a great deal of variety! Anyhow, the greatest surprise of it all was the DVD called "Cum To Order #1", which was the biggest chance I was taking at the time seeing as how there could have been only one Winston Burbank appearance in the whole movie. Turns out that he is in every scene! In some scenes, he does the whole BJ and cumshot schtick, whereas in others, he appears at the very end as a sort of bonus stunt cock to add a load in the mix, much like Johnni Darkko used to do a while back during his own earlier Evil Empire releases. The problem with the stunt cocking is what I have already described: lack of long-term stimulus leads to lesser plentiful cumshots. But as I always do say, at least there is Burnank blasts in every scene, and some of them are quite the sensory experience! Oh and I must also point out that Jonni Darkko does a spectacular job himself; when allowed to pop on girls' faces (and not just inside their mouths), he does provide more than just decent or adequate popshots. He's right up there in the better than most category, just underneath the top of the tops! Seiously, Darkko is a decent jizzer worthy of a few double takes and rewinds! The only disc out of the whole batch which I did not even load into my DVD player was the New Sensations "Nut the Face" cumshot compilation. That one will be for another time, for last night it was strictly a quickie run down to see if the Burbank scenes were playable on the "used" discs, because some of those did appear to have smudges and light surface scratches and irregularities. And to add to this is how I did not get to check out all the Winston scenes either-merely those which had asian and dark-haired ladies. Blondes and such were unfortunately not scoped out due to time restrictions and the ever increasing hour. Needless to say I did manage to copy a few Burbank butterings to my analogue tape compilation strictly for jack off material so that I have some "new" stuff to use tonight during the BBB session! Before I get to that, I just wanted to say that I napped again this lunch hour and spent the remainder of the break actually updating some of my musical online credentials. It's a lengthy process, one which may be better suite to when I am in a more properly representative environment and state of being. But back to Burbank and the BBB, I often do mention how "last night" 's session went but I rarely do seem to actually prepare one (or oneself) to a session scheduled to take place later in the day/night. I think perhaps it is partially due to the highly unplanned and often on-the-fly improvisational nature of having to shoot BBB material (and related private Joanna P clips which still fall under that category although remain unseen by most!) which comes from not having full intimacy, privacy, or time dedicated to the activity. TtheO once suggested years ago I rented a second flat or just went to hotels in order to be able to properly explore the focal shifts and fetish fervor of my activities, which would have been a great idea if I had more money to dedicate to the craft. These days, Inthink that it would almost be counter-productive due to the time it would require to transit to a secondary location to shoot. If I am already feeling as though each BBB moment is a race against time, complete with lacking in preparation and inspiration, would traveling to another locale help matters much? And how to explain to the wife? "Bye bue dear! i am off to a secret location for the rest of the night to do stuff you would not want to know about!". How trust inspiring! Well like I have said, the "golden" age, the "hey day" of the BBB has already passed, and what is happening now is strictly having fun with it, and enjoying every moment I can while everything is still operational. And again I have rambled on and went over the subject! So what shall I attempt to cream tonight? Been thinking about it since last night, actually, giving thought to which doll(s) to cream up. We haven't seen many of the older ones in a while, not many ebony dolls have surfaced of late, and aside from BC (Black Canary), not many blonde dolls seem to be partaking in the recent Bbb fun. But when it comes down to the actual preparation, I often find myself uninspired by some of the "classic" plastic ladies of yore. As I have said, my tastes for dolls has shifted and changed over the years, and it is the newer ones which I have acquired which seem to get the most proper stimulated attention from me! Granted I should go back to the old time classics but there is one major time eating constraint which is the clothing up of the dolls. Many don't care or don't notice but to take off the clothes and accessories of a doll and then place new ones is quite time demanding, and often also a turn off due to the technical aspect of it. Well it isn't as mechanical as I make it sound but by experience, it does have a certain effect on the whole "excitement" and "totally unprepared and unrehearsed heat of the moment" (the actual word escapes me today, as I am quite busy at work!). So on this note, as I have pretty much quickly grazed a few topics of interest, I shall stop today's rantings as now Inis time for me to return home using the beloved public transit system. So until tomorrow, at which point I hope to have excellent news concerning the BBb session to be recorded in a few hours, I bit you farewell!
|I know there is no cum in this pic, but this blonde girl (and I usually don't go for blondes!) has that spark to her!|
|Well lookee here... She started the post, and now she (almost) finished it... I wonder why is she so important?|