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(Yes my dear readers; we are CONTINUING the narrative from past weekly entries! It's almost like a sitcom!)





Tuesday the 21st of may 2013: yesterday was a holiday which is why I did not start the blogging on my usual monday streak: we spent most of the day actually packing for our moving, now in officially 39 days as I write this (about 33 or 32 by the time it is posted on my blog). Our lack of actual boxes does hinder a bit in our effectiveness to pack stuff, but we are not procrastinating in the meantime due to lack of material: we do what we can with what we've got and managed to empty out two full shelves of books, all of my audio CDs, all my comic books and graphic novels, my keyboards and most other musical instruments. All my porn is basically all packed up; 4 full crates of everything, two of which are the sleeves containing my thousands of official porn DVDs, plus extra discs and VHS tapes which did not fit into the two other plastic boxes/crates reserved for that purpose. Now that is a lot of porn! And this, mind you, does not include my internet porn: discs (CDRs and DVDrs) of stuff I have legally collected online since the mid-late 90s, plus another box which contains strictly my adults-oriented comic books (yes, there are very hardcore and explicit dirty comics out there, just think of the John Howard stuff from the 90s for a perfect example!). As usual, there are a ton of things to talk about, numerous happenings in my existence which are often not reported upon due to time constraints. For example, on Friday evening I got more drunk than I usually do when I was at FZ's place, resulting in my first so-called hangover at 4:45am when I woke up. That Saturday we donated over 10 bags of books and some audio tapes, a DVD player and more stuff to Sun Youth, later that evening we went out to a sushi deluxe restaurant where we at deluxe food, after which at home my wife, although stuffed and bloated, agreed to sexually stimulate me with a very fine titfuck, which included lube and spit and some dirty talking, ending with me pumping a generous load all over her, including a bit on her mug: seeing as how I have a tendency to overshoot (not quite controllably, mind you), some of my cum missiles landed over her tits on her cheeks and hair, but luckily for her, none in her eyes (she noticed I tried to aim my cum at her tits more than anything else!). I was quite pleased as I so badly wanted to cream her face! Granted, it wasn't a full on facial as I would have wanted to donate but it was a more than adequate compromise, especially since I really messed her up big time, leaving her a dripping of a cummy mess! Her tits, neck, and belly were soaked like never before, and this was both satisfactory for her (as she loves feeling desired and wanted, and being plastered in my cum is pretty much one of the sure fire ways to prove such to her!) and to myself of course. What can I say, I really am THAT easy; I don't need fancy anal acrobatics, all I really really want is a woman who wants to be my cum target! So after that wonderful post bday cummy celebration, we got drunk and watched an early 70s film (which still felt like a 60s one, unfortunately), and my wife got so Drunk that apparently she vomited during the night! The next day was a major hangover for her so we just did more cleanup and prepared for my brother whom we invited that evening for supper. It was during this day of cleanup that I finally finished packing up (or rather transferring) all my porn DVDs into the sleeves-this last batch of discs featured my Mercenary pictures section, stuff from Extreme Associates, Tom Byron productions, Anabolic/Diabolic, Platinum X Pictures, Devils Films, Naughty America, Lethal Hardcore, Burning Angel/Joanna Angel, and some other stuff as well. I was happy to finally finish all my re-packaging and downsizing of my porn collection, even though it broke my heart to have to do so (the collector in me would have loved to be able to display my porn!). My wife cooked as special supper for my brother and I, celebrating our birthdays together, and we finished the evening drinking a few more shots while watching a Tarantino flick. When my brother left, my wife passed out and I was exhausted too so I just scoped out a few "Sloppy Head" DVDs from Jonni Darkko to see which ones had the Winston Burbank scenes. But I did end up passing out pretty early as well. Yesterday, as I began mentioning, we started the official packing up for the move. I took down a bed and its base to make room in my studio for boxes and the rest I do believe I have already mentioned and described in the earlier portion of his paragraph! I did however waste a spunk load last night as I was working on the Belladonna and Brianna Banks bday posts for today, as I was furiously jacking off in between uploads and just as I was finishing up, my cock decided it had been overly stimulated for long enough and creamed its load without much control on my part! As for what is happening NOW, well I just uploaded a 56 minute track on my SoundCloud page, a very rare and limited time available collaboration from FZ and myself. I will be leaving it online for people to download for just a few days, but seeing as how it is taking up all my free space on my page, I will have to delete it very soon, so I hope that people will catch on fast and download it in their own computers while it is available! Aside from all of this, I guess the rest should be pretty much what you have come to expect after all these months of talking about the numerous things such as the moving and whatnot. Although I do not mention our drug dealing neighbors much anymore, seeing as how in general cases it is useless to whine and complain about that which can not be changed (although whining about it does help to vent!), I do wish to follow up from a comment I shared last week concerning Ti-Brun's cousin. As it turns out, it is not Ti-Brun's cousin which is the door slamming and loud stomping retard but Ti-Brun himself! I caught him in the act the other day and that's when it all became clear to me: Ti-Brun, the slightly retarded neighbor next door, is the main moron in this case, unable to function as a proper member of society (remember the mail fail example I wrote about last week!), and due to his inaptitude at functioning, his being proves to be more disruptive than expected, but it is 't as though he cares much about anything else except his own immediate satisfaction. Whenever he slams the door(s), he thinks he closes them properly but the truth in this case is that the doors just do NOT close properly when he slams them! On more than one occasion when I had to exit after he's slammed the door did it reveal itself to not have closed properly! After living in this dump for 7+ months now, he still hasn't realized that slamming the main front (shared) entrance door doesn't work! Well , as I have been making it quite a point for many months now, all this is but temporary, and after we are gone, it is going to be other peoples' problems to deal with all the morons of this apartment building. It is sad that it has come down to this, and that the neighborhood has to suffer and endure one rather hefty rotten apple in the community, but as I repeat myself often, I guess that is what the landlord wants: that is how he wants it. Why rent to mature and respectable tenants when he can rent to dumb kids who don't do anything except be loud and selfishly obnoxious? But that's soon to be other peoples' problems, and I wanted to thank you for allowing me to vent about this a wee bit! I went to that sex shop "X-tacy" this lunch hour, to snoop around to see if they had any more Darkko/Burbank lying around, hidden in various oddball sections (remember how I found "L for London" in the bondage section!). The only one they had left was "Facial Overload #1", one of the first Burbank discs I bought a while back. They made a few changes in their cheapies section, making most of their bins a 2 for $15 selection (with still some at 2 for $20 and 2 for $30), which probably means they really want their stock (or over stock) to leave the premises as fast as possible! The reason I am mentioning this here and now is because I ended up leaving the place without purchasing anything at all! I guess that after all these years of talking about picking up this and that disc every time I visit a sex shop, one would have expected me to leave the store with something or another. But I was in there for the Burbank, or at least for something which would be a must have, and all I saw was either wrong price (a special all-Eva Angelina flick but at $40?), wrong studs (I swear, one flick read like a loser stud's convention in a flick filled with lovely ladies!), or just plain the wrong volume in the series. I never got over the fact that all stores in the 514 only begun to carry the PeterNorth series AFTER they went downhill, like the Deep Throat This series from volumes 35 & up, the POV series from numbers 20 & up, or even the North Pole series, probably from #60 and upwards. Too late in the game for me to find intense interest in those, especially at "full" pricing! Crazy how suppliers operate in this city; how it seems that they miss out on carrying any of the better material (no one's ever even heard of "F for Francesca") but offer forgettable cheap 4 hour compilations by the boatload in every single store! But this is strictly what I consider insider information because one needs to know about the stock that stores carry and then also needs to know what stock is the usual "crap" constantly sent to all stores. After you've done a few cheapie bins in a few unrelated stores, and everyone has a few copies of "Big Cock Seductions #26", "MILFs love their toys #6", and "I Love Lexi", you realize that these places all get their cheapies from the same warehouse and that the warehouse has too many copies of some titles which they can't get rid of even if they would be giving them away! It's always the same "numbers" to some of the series they offer; it isn't as though they had a few volumes of JM Productions' "Gutter Mouths" line and only numbers 18 and 20 remain, it is more probably that the only two numbers of that series which are available from the warehouse distributor are those! I guess I was extremely lucky over the years to have found a lot of cheapies in the bins which weren't those constantly the same over stocks! Just to think I stumbled upon a few Darkko titles is quite impressive, especially when you consider how impossibly rare they are to find these days even at "full" price! And now, as it would almost seem to be a regular "feat" in the 514, the metro service is once again down for the count, but at least I get to wait with my wife making it that much less boring and "painful". Of course I can't blog on this phone while she's with me here but the wait in these hordes of multitudes is much less frustrating! Speak to y'all tomorrow! Oh, Darla Crane thanked me for the bday wish! I like Darla Crane: she is fantastic! Oh, now they say the system is slowly coming back to life (this metro kaputt story!). It is moment like these which make me with my previous blogs weren't censored so that my thought on these subtle and insidious pressure tactics from this STM metro mafia would be well known. I can only imagine how weird, disjointed and non-clear my slight disdain for the public transit system may seem to those who aren't aware of just how much (or often) these service stops and breaks in the public transit system actually are. It is not as though they happen once in a while; they are actually quite common, almost predictably so. But this is of course all part of my suspicions concerning their pressure tactics!

I hope these are NOT reposts from prior weekly updates!

I hope these are NOT reposts from prior weekly updates!

I hope these are NOT reposts from prior weekly updates!




Tuesday May 22 2013: I was planning a session tonight until I realized that thursday there is a 5 to 7 with work people which would have fucked up the BBB schedule. If I were to do a session tonight, then I would need to do one on Thursday night because Fridays I can not and then the weekend is highly unpredictable and almost impossible. So if I were to shoot a session tonight, that means I could not do a session until Sunday night and that would mean running the risk of a missed pop or a disappointing one (previous blog entries have often explained how waiting over 3 days for a popshot often results in lesser volume and quantity). So instead of freaking out and wondering how am I o squeeze in sessions during seemingly impossible moments, I decided to wait until tomorrow (Wednesday), accumulate more spunk in my balls (!!!) and then hopefully not have any opportunity (or need) until the weekend, hoping that by Sunday I will have enough stamina and energy to do so. Last night I was so exhausted I went to bed at the same time as my wife around 9:15pm-working all day long, no naps, packing and preparing for the move, is quite draining. Even though I passed out last night and slept until about 5am or so, I still feel tired right now and wouldn't mind a quick little shut-eye to recuperate. I also forgot that today at work we are entertaining 4 of the biggest of the company's clients, all who used to be governmental branches but which were turned public in the past years and are now owned by private companies (this is very modern north american capitalism). Good thing I am wearing a nice short and tie today, although wearing a tie gets in the way of filing, typing, and even going to the bathroom! I hadn't worn a tie in so long that I forgot how much of a useless nuisance it actually is! But I have never forgotten how to tie the knot though; I could do that one in my sleep! I was debating going to another sex shop during the lunch break while the big head honchos are here and that we all have to be in check. I was thinking of going to that big awful one called "Seduction" I think (or "Romance" or something bland and boring like that), that's the one That used to be "Sexe-Cite" back in my first blog days, if you recall. After yesterday's non porn purchase over at X-tacy, I remembered how the big one had a copy of "Asian Fuck Faces #2", another Darkko modern "classic". However I am re-thinking my decision after reading the only online review of the flick I could find, which not only specifies that Winston Burbank only does 3 scenes in the whole double-disc release, but one of which is, apparently, an in-mouth cumshot, something which I find to be quite a waste especially when the popshot belongs to one who is known to be a spurter. It is reminiscent of back when Peter North was the unquestionable king, and he was "reduced" to shooting creampies. So let us do a wee bit of math here that even I can understand. Double disc DVD sells for at least $30 (probably $40 if the store still considers it to be a new release even if it has been out in the USA since last year!) with only 3 Burbank spunk shots, one of which is apparently an "internal" one. That's $10 a pop, or $15 per proper facial. If memory serves me right, I haven't paid that much for a facial cumshot on film since the Sarah Louise Young and Peter North DVDs imported from the Netherlands! It therefore goes to show that in this case, one needs to do more homework and think a good while before investing in this DVD. Sideline as well but in the same vein, all these stores can get this "Asian Fuck Faces #2" disc but no one can get the first volume; it is a bit like "F for Francesca" and other titles which just seem to be unavailable through regular channels in the 514, without any real/proper reason as to why! Anyway as always, one should always try to look at the positive side of things and in this case, the positive is that I was able, a few weeks back, to find some Darkko stuff in the cheapies and carefully hidden as well, something which takes a keen eye as well as sheer luck coupled with dedication to sort through tons of stuff! I do find it odd that some folks, or rather store owners, get to throw some Evil Empire stuff in their cheapies regardless of how "in demand" they actually are (well, that is a figure of speech!) but rarely do we see any Darkko material. Christoph Clark, Manuel Ferrera, even John Leslie (RIP) DVDs seem to often pop their face up but when it comes to guys like Darkko and Jules Jordan, their stuff is as rare and hard to find as early Y2K New Sensations material! Nonetheless, it goes to show that if one really wants of needs something more specific and less genwric than the cheapies, one should think about investing in Online ordering! It's more expensive, but you get exactly what you're looking for! Crud I just realized that TODAY is wednesday (recycling day) and that TOMORROW is that 5 to 7 thingie with the folks at work, which meAns that if I want to shoot a session this week, it must happen tonight! Or else, this may be the first week in years that I have 't shot an on-camera cumshot! MUsh dash off now as I have to bolt into the metro ride home!












Wednesday the 23rd of may: it's another day at the office, and I suffered light insomnia last night after my wife told me that our idiot landlord (but only for the next 37 days or so, after that he'll be other peoples' problem!) told her he would so renovations in the apartment while we are still in it. After all, why piss off the next tenants when he can continue to piss us off? He's too capitalistic money hungry to take a month or a half month without revenue and make "proper" (in his mind; in reality his work is cheap and half assed at best!) work before the next tenants arrive. This means they'll be moving into an uncleaned, unpainted, unrenovated place with no water pressure (and disgusting orange water), clogged up pipes, cracked walls and ceilings, etc. the landlord is really showing his true colors now that we are leAving, proving his true roots into the slumlord mentality, his cheapness, and disregard for peoples' comfort, safety, sanctity. His true being has been known to us for years, revealing itself as each interaction with him went by, and when we saw what type of tenants he prefers to rent out to, we knew this was a person which logic and compassion would not be met in kind, nor understood. My friend FZ often speaks (and repeats both his own self as well as what others say!) about how some bosses at work hire incompetents in order to make themselves look good in the eyes of others, and I think this type of band-aid quick fix mentality also applies to our landlord (for the next 37 days). Do the job yourself and use the cheapest components, save a few bucks and hike up the rent. Poor next tenants; I do hope they are stupid retarded morons like the kid druggies next door.'if they happen to be a decent couple or family, they have no clue what they are getting into. Of course if they are as our present neighbors are, then they won't give a shit because the "commune" of post Y2K retards will be almost complete, and they won't do fuck all at all, leaving the landlord to sit on his ass and collect the excruciatingly high rent. But that also means that the building will keep losing its credibility and become filthier and filthier as time moves on, with no one doing anything at all; no cleaning, no snow shoveling, no garbage take out, no recycling. The stupid present tenants think that my wife and I are like the concierge couple who are "hired" to do such things so they'll soon find out they are up shit's creak when we move out soon. Fuck them all I say: the landlord deserves the batch of lazy dug induced loud obnoxious kids he keeps signing up as tenants. He'll see his building losing value soon enough, and the neighborhood will unfortunately also suffer from now housing a ghetto building. But that's enough venting against a small and insignificant portion of human garbage! Thanks for allowing me to do so! In better news, I was able to shoot a "quicky" BBB session late last night, but the downside is that it turned out being a missed pop! Well semi missed, since all three cameras were indeed rollin at once, but the orgasm came at a very odd time and manifested itself quite poorly for the camera! Perhaps it was all brought upon by a desire to "get it done" instead of trying to enjoy the moment, something which i am sad to admit happens more often than not due to time constraints. Sometimes it so happens that being tired and exhausted plays its toll upon me, and keeping an erection demands a good deal of effort. Sometimes I have to continually work myself to keep my cock hard enough for the camera, and nothing seems to work to keep me properly stimulated enough. It is in these specific occasions which I should just stop and wait until the mood proves more inspiring than the sense of duty to perform. However, I knew that if I stopped, i would have had to pick up where I left off, which meant re-setting up the whole "stage" exactly as it was, after I had to take it down. So instead of calling it quits and then returning later on to "finish" the job and create the illusion of a seamless "narrative", I opted for the option of taking a chance and trying to make the best quickie session I could. RePo (Renee Pornero), and Sharon (Sylvia Laurent) both flanked MiniJoanna in a pose very similar to 2010 or 2011's "Forced Facial" BBB session, save for the different outfits, different cumrag backdrops, and the inclusion of a cum receptacle to capture overshots, if any! Things started off well enough, although these past few days have been a hint of the infamous summer humidity of the 514, and the landlord's daytime visit had him leaving a window open in the apartment which effectively brought in the humidity of the day, so the "temperature" was a bit on the hot & sticky side of things, which is never really inspiring for sex (unless humidity and energy-sucking heat is tour thing, of course!). Tired and sweating, the introductory clip was fine until i pressed stop on the camera, where I realized I was closer to orgasm than anticipated and had to "hold it in", a process which often leaves me sexually useless for at least a few minutes until I can attempt to re-do or continue, which is what i ended up doing for an undetermined amount of time. Once capable of getting hard again, I tried to see if I could maintain my erection for the cameras. So far so good and so I started the cameras on tripods for the cumshot sequence. First camera, everything is fine. Start the second camera, and I start to get kinky, spitting on my cock and using my own saliva as lube. After I started the third camera, my jacking became a bit more intense and at one point I decided to spit on my cock some more but that's when my body decided I was ready to cum. So I ended up with my spit on my chest (which I later tried to showcase on camera), but my cumshot, having been interupted already and now could not be contained nor fully experienced nor maximized, was left as one large overshot, the remainder being dribbles and driplets all over the cumrags. Yes, it was one of my more disappointing pops in BBB history, which helps to make my point concerning shooting in anything less than optimal circumstances. Also this does explain why i often seem to redo every session, much like doing an attempted double take or do-over: in case one is "missed" or forgettable! Anyhow, I am sure you get the main point here. I will have to continue forth on this subject at a later date as now I am supposed to go to that 5 to 7 thingie with the work people, and I have to change clothes first and mind myself for the "battle" at hand.'one last thing I will hint upon about last night's failed session is that I was able to salvage what I could in the post cum aftermath footage fun I did using the dolls. It doesn't change the fact that the cumshot is horrendous but does help in making the "scene" more worthwhile to watch until the end. Of course this can also be an excuse to re-do and re-visit this session sometime in the future! Alright, time to fly off to a social work gathering where if I was not in the company of work people, I would be wearing the special Joanna tshirt she had made for me especially for my birthday! Speak to y'all tomorrow, if all goes well!











Friday may 24, 2013: Well if you believe in fate or other forces which govern human existence, then can you explain this: while after having suffered serious lack of sleep last night, mostly due to the usual reasons which are well know ro everyone now, my wife suffered a crazy cramp in the leg at 4am requiring my assistance, and the rest, well, you can only recuperate so much in less than 2 hours. Inget to the AC location and find these high priced half scheduled lazy snobs leaving me a ton of crap to deal with, something which is not new but which I i keep hoping that Inwon't always have to come in to. At least I have work for the next few hours but it also means that after my shift is done, Inshan't stay a single minute more. Seriously, you should see the state of my work place, my so-called work-"desk" when I come in on Fridays. It is very d├ęcourageant, to say the least. But at least it does mean I have work to do for a few hours. I just don't enjoy being the "garbage man" to these folks on Friday, dealing with their shit they don't want to deal with. There is a real life philosophy behind people who expect others to be there to clean up after them, something I have written about on a few occasions in the past, sometimes I refer to it as the spoiled selfish princess principle or something to that effect. It is all about how some people have been taught that there are people out there who exist only to serve others at their beck and call. There are more of these than you think! But like I saId, there is good in bad, and these spoiled bastards here at the AC location have left me enough work for me to stay busy for the day and then bolt out at the first opportunity! Anyway seeing as how I spent most of the day actually working and having my phone recharging, and I could not blog as much as I would have wanted to, then you surely must have guessed that it is aLready quitting time for me, nearing that infamous bumpy bus ride home, except this time I have an extra detour to make: seems my package from adultDVDempire has arrived and that while trying to deliver it during regular business hours, the all too well "reliable" (sarcastica) postal service decided to drop this package in a postal outlet really far Away from everything! There is an official postal outlet not a block away from my apartment. There is a postal desk just one block away from that one! But Canada Post decided to once again proove that they enjoy pissing people off by sending my package a few kilometers further deep into the lesser appreciated portions of the city! Plus, to add more insult to insults (!!!), they are also trying to charge me some extra duty charges/taxes, with more taxes to be added to the total, so it is like charging me tax over tax, which I have already paid! Anyway, sorry to have this one sound like another bitching contest, especially after the intro to this day, but let's be honest here. If them greedy postal service folks want to charge me an additional surcharge on a package which i already paid shipping charges, The least they could do is ship it somewhere nearer where Inlive! And yes, these fake virtual keyboards are a hastle and not very effective to type a blog! That's modern technology for you, and the obsession of not wanting to have buttons anymore! Anyway, tonight Inam scheduled for some boozing at FZ's place with J coming down from Ontario for a long delayed visit, although he was there at my wedding a few weeks ago. Hope everyone is ready to see me shit faced tonight because after Today, I may need that extra alcoholic intake! Seriously, not to blame outer forces here, but there was something off with today. First I leave earlier to catch a bus which never came, so I ended up catching another one after which negated my whole reason for leaving earlier! I get soaked by rain waiting for it, arrive later
At work because of it, the n Realize my coffee bag allowed my coffee to spill all over the place, and you already know how I was left with crap on my "desk" at work this morning. Well that was just the beginning, and to be honest, I don't feel like talking more about this, seeing as how I now Have to take another bus after the bumpy one to the metro terminus just to go get a package they are taxing me through the teeth for, a good half hour's transit from the metro terminus! I don't want to jynx it nor curse it in advance but I am not looking forward to having to pick it up (alias situation and all). But tonight should be fun! Oh, maybe you heard but the whole city of MontreAl is without drinkable water for its 3rd day now, so last night after the 5 to 7 with work (which wasn't all bad but not that great either) i boiled wAter so that we could have some to drink and do stuff with, like coffee! As I was waiting for the boiled water to cool down before dispersing it into a water filtration pitcher, I did a quick map out of 3 Darkko releases, a total of 4 DVDs. I did a quickie map out of the first "Sloppy Head", which I mentioned in last week's updates as a serious must have for the Darkko/Burbank connaisseurs. Also mapped out the "Suck It Dry #6" single disc, because I knew there was a good amount of Burbank appearances in that one, and I wanted to properly catalogue and label them (because not all Burbank pops are monster gushers!). Finally I tackled the "Suck It Dry #7" double disc which also featured quite a hefty amount of proper Winston pops, including but not limited to an extra bonus blow sequence with Madison Parker whom he's already plastered in disc 1! There were also two pops from the Burbank pole which I had forgotten about! Of course I am a long way awaY from mapping them all out, but at least it is a good start, especially for the Burbank scenes which I originally only resorted to memory. Well the bumpy ride in the bus is equal to itself and once at the terminus, I may be "forced" to stop writing because the bus I will be taking to the far away postal outlet will be filled up before I get there! Also, rumor has it that J will be picking me up home to go to FZ's place, which obviously means I shan't be able to write in the metro ride to his place tonight! But one never knows, only time will confirm exactly what will happen! So for the next few moments, i shall finish offthe end sequence of the BBB session from 2 nights ago! As you remember, it was a dismal and missed pop, but afterwards, as I realized I had quite a bit of spunk in my own hand, I decided to spread it across on MiniJoanna's face and mug, which in turn meant that the other 2 Bdolls (Sharon and RePo) could also dona bit of cum play with MiniJoanna! Sharon also did some decent cum kissing as well, although the lighting was not extraordinary for the shot. But still, doing doll on doll post cum action is a good alternative and effort into trying to salvage what would surely be a totally missed session! Of course, as already mentioned in a previous entry on this very post, nothing stops me from trying to do a "re-shoot" of the popshot! We shall indeed see what the weekend has in store for me. I can already tell uou that it is going to be a hectic one on the errands side of things seeing as how we are moving in just under 35 days from this moment. So yes, it is major crunchtime in the 514 for the BBb indeed! Alright, will try to write a bit more before posting this but if this is it, thanks for reading, and we shall see you sometime soon in the future! Cheers! And bottoms up! Bonus whine: well that stupid far away postal outlet actually had returned my package to wherever they got it from, never warning me of course, and when I called the number that lady gave me they said they dis not have it but as it turned out they did. They wanted to reship it elsewhere ever further away (!!!) so I asked them to ship it to one of two locations closer here than they wanted me to pick it up from. We will have to wait and see if they actually can remember that when it comes time.
the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!


the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

Bonus beats on Saturday the 25th (I think?) I just realized that this past week (last week by your count!) was a strange week for montreal: for a short while now we have been without a real mayor (due to that now long-running crazy reality show sitcom about the exposure of Montreal corruption called "La Comission Chabonneau"; look it up!), there has been major metro public transit problems all week long including that major all-system paralysis a few days ago, and of course that lack of drinkable water problem for the past few days! Our so-called and internationally represented metropolis isn't as utopic as the medias would have the rest of the world believe! Add the fact that gas pricing is $0.20 a liter more expensive here than any other region in the province, and you are beginning to see the real state our often misinterpreted "perfect" city really is! Even the SAQs, the liquor stores, which have 50 times less selection than any USA liquor store but charges twice to three times the price, have recently begun discontinuing our already limited choices, effectively taking off the racks my own preferred choices! I have mentioned it in the past before, how seemingly everything I myself enjoy does get discontinued and taken off the market, leaving the lesser and unwanted quality stuff available for the general public. But that is pretty much common knowledge by now; if you aren't a beer drinker, if you are 't a wine drinker, and if you don't digest acid alcohol well, then you are literally shit out of luck! But that's part of the system. Aside from that, well tonight my friend J is coming over to enjoy the pleasure of the company of my wife and myself, which means that I shan't be able to shoot a session tonight either. It is not even 11h30am on this saturday and I am already exhausted, without much possibility of napping in sight! We'll see if I can't just do a quickie anyway, even if I am dead tired (although those never really worked out all that well!). Some folks who aren't well versed in the DIY porn shooting, it is a bit like the pros when you take yourself seriously. I don't think shooting a session under anything but the closest to perfection possible circumstances is a good idea. Even in good circumstances, problems happen with lighting, cameras, set-ups, timing, etc. what I am saying it that, like all things, when attempting to do it with a certain level of quality (although that is more often than not un-noticed to most on the other end of the watching!), it is best not to be in anything less than the tope shape possible. Being drunk can be fun and funny for a session but rarely results in very good scenes. Often the cumshot is reduced due to the state of being under the influence. I also wanted to bring forth the concept of shooting after suffering from insomnights, but that particular session I am thinking about, featuring KLS and AZ, has not been edited yet. It was a session which was shot the night after I suffered from insomnia and had to go to work the day after, but seeing as how I could not have shot anything until 3 or 4 nights after that one, I knew I had to shoot something, which resulted in a basic and rather OK session even though I was so tired it was a small miracle I was still able to get a hard on and maintain it until the set came to an end! So we shall see if it is possible to do anything tonight or if I will need to postpone it yet again! Remember those days when Inused to shoot every day, and sometimes eve twice a day? -ah yes, the joys of getting older and living the life of adulthood and responsibilities! Before I forgrt (which is why Inwrite this down in the first place!), my wife thinks she will pack up all out DVDs (non adult) before the move and just get one month's worth of free netflixks for the last stretch of our pre-moving packing sonthat would be taken care of and out of the way. We have ordered boxes from uhaul which cost us about 200$ but at leas they are large, strong, sturdy, and specialized moving boxes. Also, Inam flat broke after that 5 to 7 the other night, which cost me $60, which was not planned in the budget! Scary when you think you have at least $160 in the bank only to find it all went away in food and drink and other stuff which isn't illegal but not worth mentioning until a later date. We'll talk later concerning the porn DvDs involving Joanna Angel and one of Jules Jordan's new proteges who used to work for Anabolic/Diabolic. I will say that Joanna Angel's boyfriend and actor James Dean, who is perhaps the poster boy of today's most busy and legit commercial accepted studs, may be on everyone's lips in terms of today's who's who of maLe talent, but he unfortunately hasn't yet mastered his art of actual aim of his spunk shooting. Or maybe it is that "Joanna's Angels #1" was one of his earlier appearances, or maybe he is like Sasha and actually prefers to aim inside the mouth instead of making a mess of the face (which IS the place as everyone knows me!), or it could also be the fact that THAT is what the femAle performers ask of him to do, but he is no Winston Burbank in the sense that he doesn't seem to give the old school romantics like I am what they really want to see. I will quote the "Pound Pussy #2" fiasco, to be explained in a moment, but imagine purchasing a DVD just on the fact that James Dean is the main stud, but the 2 cumshots he delivers just aren't all that "visual" nor spectacular. It is a bit like that "Pound Pussy #2" disc which was found in the cheapies a while back, which was bought strictly because Winston Burbank does one cumshot at the end of the first scene (as a bonus pop because he just shows up after the girl who just finished her scene says she wants more cum). Well maybe Winston thought he was already the head-inflated stud he considers himself today (sonit seems) but let me just say that he could have benefitted from a bit more stimulation before popping his load: that my dear readers pretty much goes without saying-if you jerk off for 40 seconds before ejaculating, the popshot will be much lesser on all aspects than if you jack it for, say, 5 minutes. Hence why many folks online say that the best way to increase one's cumshot is to jerk off for a long, long time prior to popping. More stimulation, greater pleasure, bigger cumshot. I do think it does work in theory, but it isn't a dead sure method or recipe. I must dash off; now cooking supper and entertaining guests. Speak to y'all soon my dear folks! Cheers!
I hope these are NOT reposts from prior weekly updates!

I hope these are NOT reposts from prior weekly updates!

I hope these are NOT reposts from prior weekly updates!


the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

the UK's Autumn and Sandie, well-know pro-am stars of the WWW gangbang/bukkake circuit!

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